Let me preface this by saying…

This is almost certainly not the whole story. No one can say for sure, but in case you were wondering, as far as I can tell, at least from the sound of it, it would seem, nobody thinks any of this is your business. When it comes down to it I can sort of see I’ve already said too much as it is.

It would seem…

Catherine Davis is an American writer, performer, and visual artist.

She can be found at comedy revues and variety shows around New York City. She’s one half of Radio Play, a two-person improvised clown noir, and is a founding member of the experimental clown troupe Lovely Day.

She’s written for Reductress, The Onion, Points In Case, and other satire publishers. Her Reductress headline “I Gave Myself the Prettiest Braid Ever, So Now It Is Time to Die” was called “deeply, deeply funny” by The Cut/New York Magazine.

Most of her paintings are in a stack by her air purifier. But some have sold to private homes in New York City, Austin, the Bay Area, Chicago, Philadelphia, and Boulder, Colorado.

There is every hope that these are indeed upcoming shows…

IDIOT’S HOUR
WED 6/25 @8PM BAKER FALLS

BEN LENOVITZ PRESENTS…
PICK UP MY POOP, A DOG-FRIENDLY SHOW
WED 7/9 @7PM WAG & BONE

MY FAVORITE THOROUGHFARE
A STYLISH & MODERN VARIETY SHOW DEDICATED TO THE BQE
THURS 8/21 @7PM PETE’S CANDY STORE