Let me preface this by saying…

This is almost certainly not the whole story. No one can say for sure except the people who were there, and I don’t personally trust anyone who was there. But let me assure you, in case you were wondering, as far as I know, at least from the sound of it, it would seem, nobody thinks any of this is your business. All I can tell you is what I know, which is not that much more than you do. When it comes down to it I can sort of see how I’ve already said too much.

It would seem…

Catherine Davis is a writer, comedian, and visual artist based in Brooklyn.

She performs at comedy revues and experimental variety shows around New York City. She’s one half of Radio Play, a two-person improvised noir act, and a founding member of the clown troupe Lovely Day.

She’s written for Reductress, The Onion, Points In Case, and other satire publishers. Her Reductress headline “I Gave Myself the Prettiest Braid Ever, So Now It Is Time to Die” was called “deeply, deeply funny” by The Cut/New York Magazine.

Most of her paintings are in a stack by her air purifier. But some have sold to private homes in New York City, Austin, the Bay Area, Chicago, Philadelphia, and Boulder, Colorado.

Selected writing tends to include…

Short humor

Phoebe Waller-Bridge Rewrites The Exorcist and Other Movies (The Belladonna)

Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit in My Recipe for Easy, Country-Style French Toast (HAD)

Notifications from Your Sleep-Deprived Mac (Points In Case)

12 Books You Must Read Before You Can Die (Points In Case)

I’m Rick Steves and I’m Now Touring the Inner Field of Consciousness, Not Europe (Points In Case)

Our Skincare Products Are Vegan, Sulfate-Free, and 100% Not a Front for My Uncle's Arms Trafficking Ring (Points In Case)

Instead of a Traditional Wedding Registry, We’re Asking You to Take Turns Watering Our Plants (Semifinalist, 2019 Slackjaw Humor Writing Challenge)

Sam Altman, Sam Bankman-Fried, or Sam the Snowman? (Weekly Humorist)

Reductress

I Didn’t Join This Restorative Reiki Beginners Workshop to Make Friends (article)