Let me preface this by saying…

This is almost certainly not the whole story. No one can say for sure, but in case you were wondering, as far as I can tell, at least from the sound of it, it would seem, nobody thinks any of this is your business. When it comes down to it I can sort of see I’ve already said too much as it is.

It would seem…

Catherine Davis is an American writer, comedian, and visual artist.

She can be found performing at comedy revues and variety shows around New York City. She’s one half of Radio Play, a two-person improvised noir act, and is a founding member of the experimental clown troupe Lovely Day.

She’s written for Reductress, The Onion, Points In Case, and other satire publishers. Her Reductress headline “I Gave Myself the Prettiest Braid Ever, So Now It Is Time to Die” was called “deeply, deeply funny” by The Cut/New York Magazine.

Most of her paintings are in a stack by her air purifier. But some have sold to private homes in New York City, Austin, the Bay Area, Chicago, Philadelphia, and Boulder, Colorado.

Selected writing tends to include…

Reductress

Confused Bag of Pistachios Just Happy It Got to Sleep in the Big Bed With Its Owner (headline)

Inspiring! This Woman Saved $250K Just by Switching to Dollar Oysters (headline)

He Was a Porn Addict, She Was a Matrilineal Arctic Forager, And Now They’re Married (headline)

I Didn’t Join This Restorative Reiki Beginners Workshop to Make Friends (article)

6 Ways You’re Folding Your Socks Like a Little Shit (article)

I Gave Myself the Prettiest Braid Ever, So Now It Is Time to Die (article)

Short humor

Phoebe Waller-Bridge Rewrites The Exorcist and Other Movies (The Belladonna)

Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit in My Recipe for Easy, Country-Style French Toast (HAD)

Notifications from Your Sleep-Deprived Mac (Points In Case)